Monday, September 23, 2013

How to talk to a Magic Mirror

So, recently I got this job inspecting magic mirrors, to make sure their omniscience and such is all up to code. And I struck upon several tricks to make them tell you things they didn't intend to.

Step 1: First, get friendly with the mirror. It doesn't matter how weird the apparition is, treat it as human.

Step 2: Ask it what makes it special. They enjoy knowing that they're appreciated.

Step 3: After you know what it's area of expertise is, tell it that that's just the coolest thing (Chances are, it is.).

Step: 4: This is where the tricks come in. Ask it a riddle. They love them. So much. Since when you ask them questions they always reply in riddles, this will confuse them slightly.

Step 5: Ask your question. Tell them that if they need a riddle-

^You should break off there. They'll interrupt you, telling you whatever you want. It's sort of like jailbreaking a cellphone.

I hope you find this useful! I sure do.

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