Thursday, July 18, 2013

How to wish with a genie

Alright! A lot of heroes have this problem: You find a genie lamp, but the genie is surly and doesn't want to give you what you want.

I've compiled a list of things to do in case you find a lamp.

1. Never say that you wish something unless you want the genie to enact your words. This can be difficult, but it pays off in the end.

2. Be friendly with the genie. Genies are not generally evil, per se, but they will take a dislike to you immediately if you try to dominate them. They are far more powerful than you can imagine, and an angry genie is a dangerous thing.

3. Don't try to trick the genie. I can almost guarantee that it's smarter than you. If you succeed, the genie will figure it out eventually. As I said before, and angry genie is a very dangerous thing.

4. Make wise wishes. If the genie is inherently evil, as some are, then he will try to twist your words and do something terrible. Don't let him.

5. Wait a while before making a wish. If you still want the wish after a week of thinking about it, then ask the genie for it. While it may seem annoying at first, it will make your wish much more fulfilling.

Don't forget: This is YOUR genie. Don't let someone else make your wishes for you.

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